R.I.P. Black Lane Blog

So apparently Says ended the Black Lane blog. Boo hoo, right? Whatever, it was weak. In the past I joked about Says making music videos, but this stuff is real. Says is really making music now...hence taking down the blog.

Check out what he's up to now...

Team...

Organized a cross team...

check it out...

http://edkrallracing.com

High School

B n B 07'

Attire for this year's Booze and Bitches...
Gergely, what size are you?

Doucheblog

This is hilarious....

It's amazing how your standards for entertainment can change. Ten years ago I needed guns, drugs, and firetrucks to have a good time. These days, just a few hours without having to referee battles over Polly Pockets or negotiating terms for completion of dinner is as good as a party.

King Kong Ain't got SH@! on ME!

Some people call me the "super" of my apartment building, because I do/have various chores and duties for some discounted rent. For some reason this leads me to wanting to having a few beers some night and acting out this scene from Training Day...me being Denzel.

Times are a a changin'

Fry at work...

This guy still has an attitude problem, just like when we would go out in college and he would mouth off to frat guys ten times bigger than his 6ft tall, 135lb ass.

Steevo in the news

Steevo, where the hell were you going?!?!

Relative unknown Steve Cummings (Meredith/GPOA) took off on a flyer from mile 15 and appeared to be on course for the win. An unfortunate navigation error cost Cummings a shot at the top step, but opened the door for the rest. Schempf and Montello continued to ride together until what proved to be the decisive climb at mile 45.

Flight of the Conchords

Rulers...these guys are.

FOUND!

Fry has surfaced unscathed, but nowhere near PA lines. Apparently this is how you thank your friends in Colorado...no phone call, just an email to your three buds giving them the finger. Also, is he really 29 years old or 12 yrs old?

MISSING

Above is a photo of "Fry". Rumor has it that he traveled from Colorado to Pennsylvania to visit, but no one has seen him. If you see this JOEY* in Manheim, Mt. Gretna, Harrisburg or near Philly, please contact the dick head who operates the Black Lane Blog.

Thanks for your cooperation.

*	joey
	The guido of the ski mountain. This not so fascinating creature can be easily distinguised by their hideous ski attire that may include any of the following: A pair of tight jeans, ankle gators, workout clothes, starter jackets (any team), sunglasses that belong in a miami nightclub instead of a ski mountain and baseball caps. You generally find Joey's falling onto and off of ski lifts and snowplowing down runs they have no business being on. Yo Joey put the chains on the I-ROC, we're goin' skiing!!!

Dominique Wilkins

Check out this Dominique Wilkins' highlight clip (great Gangstarr song too). This guy was so good...he lights so many guys up. The NBA was fantastic in the 80's. It's coming back.

Babik

"Wednesday nights...throwin' water bottles! You gotta love that...gotta save some weight!' If I had a blog, I would write about that."

Everyone who has their Moto's, BMW's and Triump's, you know who you are..step. I picked up a 1983, Honda Aero 50! This thing has 50cc's of pure power*. Here is a pic (crappy quality) of what I managed to get my hands on. Mine has a few scratches on the drive side.


It will be used for the following:
Commuting
General cruising around town
Motor pacing
Regulating chicks

*Although powerful, this vehicle does not have enough power for Carney to take a woman home on.

Back in the game

Says being the playa that he is couldn't keep out da' game.

Peep his new vid.

The Tour Continues

It's a cycle that starts every year right about now. Blacky gets a call from Says, "BLACKY! How can can "we" (we = Blacky) do this?" "This" varies from welding, moving, painting, the list goes on. One week ago, it was unloading a bunch of lousy dirt from Says' new yard.


Part of this cycle includes Says showing up, walking through a little area in front of Blacky's porch and Blacky yelling, "Says, you dick! I just planted ferns there. Walk around". I have honestly heard this consistently for about 5 years now.

Says being the kind guy that he is dumped a bunch of garbage dirt against Blacky's house, took a piss and left. What a guy...

Rent

I watched "Rising Son" over the weekend. It's a doc about Christian Hosoi...it's good.

This Guy!

This guy has the nerve to call me a "retard", when I've never ever in my life have seen someone struggle so much trying to put contacts in! It's kinda ridiculous...he'll sit there pissing around, getting mad and asking me, "how do you put these damn things in?!?!?" All the while swearing and giggling...you're guess is as good as mine. Also, his one lens in his glasses is permanently fogged, check it out.

Sunscreen...

I forgot it this past weekend.

Hard At Work

Says posted about his home renovations (painting, scraping, etc).

Proof is in the pudding...

Sony

Pretty cool commercial...

Umm...

St. Patty's Day...Went into town to try and meet up with people. The scene, people falling down (literally) drunk everywhere. Went into the "Green" bar to have a pint of beer with an old friend and saw some chick rifle down two shots of Jagr on a mini karaoke stage with out a shirt on and then proceed to stand there while everyone stared at her boobs.

Last night, Erin and I went to see The Hold Steady. Good show. They are playing tonight in State College and this weekend in Lancaster...check it out if you can.

Neil Young, 1971

Dan sent me this link to a Neil Young show from 71'....

97.3 KBCO is thrilled to give you an exclusive sneak peek of Neil Young's Journey Through The Past: Live at Massey Hall 1971. This historic concert was filmed in Toronto on January 19, 1971 and features Neil performing songs from Harvest before he recorded the seminal album.

Mark Gonzales

Friday Night

Does any remember watching Friday Night Videos?

Last night, I finally got out of my shell as of late and went to see a couple bands. Local band, Zombie, opened up for Trans Am and are going to do so for the rest of the tour. It was a great show. There was a turn of events though, Tony, the drummer from Zombie ended up sitting in on drums for Trans Am. Not sure why, but the drummer for Trans Am was in a Pittsburgh Hospital...not sure why. The set wasn't all that long, but it was pretty damn tight. The banter between songs was entertaining, since they would check the drummer to see if he knew how to play the next song.

He isn't...

Says probably feels that he is off the hook since I have posted something other than a photo of him in some sort of "state"....he isn't. Plenty of more pics to come!

Snow Day

Valentines Day = Snow Day. First time I've had a snow day in a long while. Long story short, Erin and I walked up to the Quiet Storm for some coffee and breakfast to find Steevo and Amy hangin' out doing the same thing. Steevo regaled some great cab stories.

Erin enjoying some tea...

Peep Steevo's blog for some entertaining "cab" stories...

Demand

The demand for me updating this blog has far surpassed that of "Black Lane". Anyways, Says' short lived rap career faded quickly and he said he has been training again. This pic of Says is from last year when we visited Fry in CO. Says had a some "issues" with adapting to the altitude. Anyways, he called me to inform me that he has recently purchased a nice, compact oxygen machine that he will use before and after all 60 min crits without hills. Way to go, buddy. Also, he isn't pictured here, but I can assure Carney was drinking when this pic was taken.

New Whip

Says in his new ride...pretty sweet, man.

Says' New Vid

Says called me once again and started babbling...
Says: "Yo, Krall! You gotta check out my new vid I made, it's off the chain, yo!"

Me: "Dude, WTF are you talking about?"

Says: "I'm over cycling, I'm takin' the hip hop world by storm, yo"

Me: "Whatever."

Says: "For reals, yo. I made this video out of my apartment and in the woods behind Blacky's joint, yo".

Me: "O.K. man, I'll check it out"

Says: "Aight, peace yo"

Aww...

This pic is from the same night as Says' phone escapades. I know Fry puked in his mommy and daddy's yard this night. Time for bed little Danny. Also, Says called me all out of breath yesterday after I put up my post. This is all I heard,
"Dude, are you done?" Followed by Says' stupid giggle. "There's a line. Don't cross the line. What goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas" Followed again by more giggling. What is wrong with that guy?

Arsenal

Says quickly forgets that I have a full library of photos against him! Blacky, Fry and Gergely are in there too!

04'

Says enjoying himself on the Fry's kitchen floor, circa 04'...classic. I remember him making about 45 phone calls from this floor and harassing anyone he could think of. I would say that Pro Wayne easily received 35 of the 45 calls. It's nice to see he's matured since then.