The Tour Continues

It's a cycle that starts every year right about now. Blacky gets a call from Says, "BLACKY! How can can "we" (we = Blacky) do this?" "This" varies from welding, moving, painting, the list goes on. One week ago, it was unloading a bunch of lousy dirt from Says' new yard.


Part of this cycle includes Says showing up, walking through a little area in front of Blacky's porch and Blacky yelling, "Says, you dick! I just planted ferns there. Walk around". I have honestly heard this consistently for about 5 years now.

Says being the kind guy that he is dumped a bunch of garbage dirt against Blacky's house, took a piss and left. What a guy...