FOUND!

Fry has surfaced unscathed, but nowhere near PA lines. Apparently this is how you thank your friends in Colorado...no phone call, just an email to your three buds giving them the finger. Also, is he really 29 years old or 12 yrs old?

MISSING

Above is a photo of "Fry". Rumor has it that he traveled from Colorado to Pennsylvania to visit, but no one has seen him. If you see this JOEY* in Manheim, Mt. Gretna, Harrisburg or near Philly, please contact the dick head who operates the Black Lane Blog.

Thanks for your cooperation.

*	joey
	The guido of the ski mountain. This not so fascinating creature can be easily distinguised by their hideous ski attire that may include any of the following: A pair of tight jeans, ankle gators, workout clothes, starter jackets (any team), sunglasses that belong in a miami nightclub instead of a ski mountain and baseball caps. You generally find Joey's falling onto and off of ski lifts and snowplowing down runs they have no business being on. Yo Joey put the chains on the I-ROC, we're goin' skiing!!!

Dominique Wilkins

Check out this Dominique Wilkins' highlight clip (great Gangstarr song too). This guy was so good...he lights so many guys up. The NBA was fantastic in the 80's. It's coming back.

Babik

"Wednesday nights...throwin' water bottles! You gotta love that...gotta save some weight!' If I had a blog, I would write about that."

Everyone who has their Moto's, BMW's and Triump's, you know who you are..step. I picked up a 1983, Honda Aero 50! This thing has 50cc's of pure power*. Here is a pic (crappy quality) of what I managed to get my hands on. Mine has a few scratches on the drive side.


It will be used for the following:
Commuting
General cruising around town
Motor pacing
Regulating chicks

*Although powerful, this vehicle does not have enough power for Carney to take a woman home on.